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What not to say on your wedding night

From: info@gloucestershirebride.com
1. But everybody looks funny naked!
2. On second thoughts, lets turn off the lights.
3. And to think- I was really trying to pick up your friend!
4. I want a baby!
5. Dont mind me.. I always file my nails in bed
6. Dont worry, my dog is really friendly for a rottweiler
7. Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper...
8. You should leave off the cake you dont want to put all that weight back on
9. I still think getting married is a bad idea
10. Your dress is tucked in to your pantys (in the middle of a crowd)