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10 reasons to get married

From: info@gloucestershirebride.com
1. You suddenly seem to have more money to spend
2. Diamonds and platinum rings
3. The elevation to aunty-hood
4. It is kind of okay to be married and fat, it is okay to have a well endowed bottom - apparently bigger butts give more opportunities for pregnancies, and thats supposed to be a good thing.
5. Someone to look after you when you are ill
6. So that there will hopefully be someone around you when you grow old and frail.
7. Someone you can fart in front of and not get embarrassed
8. Taste Tester for your cooking
9. Holidays are much more fun with a spouse
10. Parents understand why you cant spend as much on gifts, in fact, they will contribute willingly to the marriage fund.